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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!

4已有 716 次阅读  2011-01-10 19:12   标签Facebook  office  March 


PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

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  • 囧 Press|Enter 囧 2011-01-11 13:01
  • 恐怖魔法师 2011-01-11 17:25
    囧 Press|Enter 囧: 这里有解释了
    http://www.facebook.com/facebook
    进不去。。。
  • 蕊雨 2011-01-11 18:15
    对于现代的年轻人是一个无法接受的事实,但对于他们的父母来说是一个预想不到的惊喜,因为他们的孩子再也不会24小时对着电脑了。
    我认为Mark Zuckerberg的的所做所为是正确的。
    就如他所说的:“I just want my old life back.”
  • 恐怖魔法师 2011-01-11 19:32
    蕊雨: 对于现代的年轻人是一个无法接受的事实,但对于他们的父母来说是一个预想不到的惊喜,因为他们的孩子再也不会24小时对着电脑了。
    我认为Mark Zuckerberg的的所做所为
    恩,不过还有twitter,QQ etc。。。
  • 蕊雨 2011-01-12 17:58
    恐怖魔法师: 恩,不过还有twitter,QQ etc。。。
    我听我朋友说好像取消了,不知道是不是真的...................
  • 恐怖魔法师 2011-01-12 23:42
    蕊雨: 我听我朋友说好像取消了,不知道是不是真的...................
    什么东西取消了?
  • 蕊雨 2011-01-14 22:21
    恐怖魔法师: 什么东西取消了?
    他说取消facebook的事因为太多人反对所以取消了,是真的吗?
  • 恐怖魔法师 2011-01-15 01:09
    蕊雨: 他说取消facebook的事因为太多人反对所以取消了,是真的吗?
    我只是听说好像取消了
  • 蕊雨 2011-01-15 16:43
    恐怖魔法师: 我只是听说好像取消了
    不要取消啦!!!为了全世界的父母!!不要啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!
  • 恐怖魔法师 2011-01-15 19:38
    蕊雨: 不要取消啦!!!为了全世界的父母!!不要啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!
    你是父母?
  • 蕊雨 2011-01-16 16:56
    恐怖魔法师: 你是父母?
    no
    不过我为我父母着想。
  • haha=haha 2011-02-20 21:53
    IT'S ON MY BIRTHDAY
  • 恐怖魔法师 2011-02-21 18:48
    haha=haha: IT'S ON MY BIRTHDAY
    wat a good birthday present~
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